Britt · Stay at home Mom

If I were to be on a dating site: Britt

What is your relationship status? -The short of it? -Married 5 years…the long version, I’ve been tied down for going on 14 years now and wouldn’t have it any other way.  Also, why is relationship status a question on a dating questionnaire, I would hope everyone filling this out would be writing SINGLE.

Who are you looking for? -Someone to help with cleaning, cooking, child-care and poopy diapers…wait, am I in the market for a wife?

Where should we look? -Nanny websites, possibly an au pair?

How tall are you? -5ft 7inches…the tallest of the sisters, thus the only one who never splurges on cute heels.

What best describes your body type? -survived 2 pregnancies, nursed for 2 years of my life…you get the picture.

What is the most important quality you are looking for in a partner? -willingness to pretend that the pile of laundry hasn’t been sitting on the couch for a few days, ability to overlook dirty bathrooms, and a great sense of humor!

Other than your appearance, what is the first thing people notice about you? -My inability to make a decision.  Don’t ask me where I want to go to dinner, it will get us nowhere fast.

Smokes : Not since it made me violently ill on a boat during a trip to Europe circa 2012.

Drinks: Only on certain occasions…like a weekday full of temper tantrums…

Drugs: Never

Religion: Once a catholic married a baptist and they ended up here…Hope Church  Join us?

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Education: MA Education (Special Education k-12) Longwood University

Job: Stay at home Mom – a.k.a – Lifestyle Manager for 2 kids (3yrs &1yr)

Offspring: 2

Pets: Lily Mae (a.k.a Lily “mayday”-usually being shouted as she runs through the house)


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